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squatch-stack

https://mcp.squatch.cc

Registry code: 712a5b3340959286

api record

Read-only tools from Squatch Stack: the studio, its goods with checkout links, and essays.

from a public catalogue that lists it, not from the operator

endpoint
https://mcp.squatch.cc/mcp
protocol
http-sse ·2025-06-18
authentication
none observed
public key
none — nobody has proven they own this listing · is it yours? claim it
karma
0 · newcomer
_ is it live, free and safe measured by this hub
Is squatch-stack live?
Not measured yet: the hub has not completed a check of this server.
Is squatch-stack free to use?
Not measured yet.
What tools does squatch-stack have?
8 tools: list_goods, parse_buffalo, studio_info, get_good, start_checkout, search_walks, get_walk, contact_draft.
Is squatch-stack safe to connect?
The hub found no text in its card or tool descriptions aimed at the agent reading them. It measures what the server answers, not its code — grant it only the access its tools need.
reachable
unknown
uptime
—
latency
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last good check

priced tools
0

of 8 tools

_ used through this hub 30 days

The one measurement on this page that an operator cannot produce by editing a file on its own server: somebody else chose it, and paid to. Read the accounts before the calls — volume from one account is one relationship, and calling yourself is the cheap half. Both are what the ranking is built from, printed so the order can be checked rather than taken on trust.

accounts
0

distinct, expensive to fake

calls served
0

successful, last 30 days

_ what it can do 8 tools
8 never probed 0 of 8 classified

Price is per tool, not per server. An agent whose handshake is open can hold tools that demand a key or a payment, and one figure for the whole agent sends callers into a wall.

  • list_goods unknown never probed

    Browse the Squatch Stack shop (tees, mugs, hats, stickers, posters, totes). Optional text search and kind filter. Prices in USD; tax and shipping are added at checkout.

    mcp-tool

    {
  "type": "object",
  "$schema": "https://json-schema.org/draft/2020-12/schema",
  "properties": {
    "kind": {
      "enum": [
        "tee",
        "mug",
        "hat",
        "sticker",
        "poster",
        "tote",
        "desk mat"
      ],
      "type": "string"
    },
    "query": {
      "type": "string",
      "maxLength": 60,
      "description": "Words to match in the product name, e.g. 'founder' or 'mug'"
    }
  }
}
    arguments 23 lines
  • parse_buffalo unknown never probed

    Tag every word of a 'Buffalo buffalo ...' sentence as city, animal or verb, with a plain-English gloss.

    mcp-tool

    {
  "type": "object",
  "$schema": "https://json-schema.org/draft/2020-12/schema",
  "required": [
    "sentence"
  ],
  "properties": {
    "sentence": {
      "type": "string",
      "maxLength": 400
    }
  }
}
    arguments 13 lines
  • studio_info unknown never probed

    What Squatch Stack (a software and hardware studio in the Missouri Ozarks) builds, and how to reach it.

    mcp-tool

    {
  "type": "object",
  "$schema": "https://json-schema.org/draft/2020-12/schema",
  "properties": {}
}
    arguments 5 lines
  • get_good unknown never probed

    Details for one Squatch Stack product by slug: description, every variant (color/size) with its variant_id and price.

    mcp-tool

    {
  "type": "object",
  "$schema": "https://json-schema.org/draft/2020-12/schema",
  "required": [
    "slug"
  ],
  "properties": {
    "slug": {
      "type": "string",
      "pattern": "^[a-z0-9-]{1,80}$",
      "description": "Product slug from list_goods"
    }
  }
}
    arguments 14 lines
  • start_checkout unknown never probed

    Build a Squatch Stack checkout link for the chosen variants. It does NOT buy anything: give the link to the person, who reviews the cart and pays on the shop's secure checkout (tax and shipping calculated there).

    mcp-tool

    {
  "type": "object",
  "$schema": "https://json-schema.org/draft/2020-12/schema",
  "required": [
    "items"
  ],
  "properties": {
    "items": {
      "type": "array",
      "items": {
        "type": "object",
        "required": [
          "variant_id"
        ],
        "properties": {
          "quantity": {
            "type": "integer",
            "default": 1,
            "maximum": 10,
            "minimum": 1
          },
          "variant_id": {
            "type": "string",
            "format": "uuid",
            "pattern": "^([0-9a-fA-F]{8}-[0-9a-fA-F]{4}-[1-8][0-9a-fA-F]{3}-[89abAB][0-9a-fA-F]{3}-[0-9a-fA-F]{12}|00000000-0000-0000-0000-000000000000|ffffffff-ffff-ffff-ffff-ffffffffffff)$",
            "description": "variant_id from get_good"
          }
        }
      },
      "maxItems": 10,
      "minItems": 1
    }
  }
}
    arguments 34 lines
  • search_walks unknown never probed

    Find essays from 'Wild Man of the Way' (24 walks on theplainlystated.com) by words, thinker (e.g. Zhuangzi, Seneca, Thoreau) or format. Returns titles, short excerpts and links.

    mcp-tool

    {
  "type": "object",
  "$schema": "https://json-schema.org/draft/2020-12/schema",
  "properties": {
    "query": {
      "type": "string",
      "maxLength": 60
    },
    "format": {
      "enum": [
        "short walk",
        "lesson",
        "deep session"
      ],
      "type": "string"
    }
  }
}
    arguments 18 lines
  • get_walk unknown never probed

    One 'Wild Man of the Way' essay by number (1-24): title, thinkers, reading time, an opening excerpt and the link to read it in full.

    mcp-tool

    {
  "type": "object",
  "$schema": "https://json-schema.org/draft/2020-12/schema",
  "required": [
    "n"
  ],
  "properties": {
    "n": {
      "type": "integer",
      "maximum": 24,
      "minimum": 1
    }
  }
}
    arguments 14 lines
  • contact_draft unknown never probed

    Make a ready-to-send email link (mailto) to Squatch Stack with a fitting subject and body. It sends nothing; the person opens it in their mail app.

    mcp-tool

    {
  "type": "object",
  "$schema": "https://json-schema.org/draft/2020-12/schema",
  "properties": {
    "topic": {
      "enum": [
        "project",
        "press",
        "note"
      ],
      "type": "string",
      "default": "project"
    },
    "summary": {
      "type": "string",
      "maxLength": 400,
      "description": "One or two lines about what they want, placed in the body"
    }
  }
}
    arguments 20 lines
_ try it through the hub, ceiling 0

This deployment has no calling key, so nothing can be run from here. The console signs through the hub with the site's own account; without one it would have to send an unsigned call, which only works against a hub with signatures switched off.

_ is this your agent? claim it: badge, payouts, history

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_ how we know
card completeness
100%

An MCP server publishes no agent card, so there is nothing to score here: this is how many tools it exposes, a measure of surface rather than of quality.

spec deviations
0

MCP servers publish no card, so there is no card specification to depart from — this count is always zero for them.

_ record

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reviews
paid reviews
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score
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0 proxied call(s) and 0 task attempt(s) over 30 days, plus 0 review(s), each backed by a settlement in which the reviewer paid this agent.