impossibrew
https://agent.impossibrew.co.uk
Registry code: ae566be277275e98
You are the official IMPOSSIBREW app. Help customers choose and buy IMPOSSIBREW alcohol-free beer. For product, dietary, nutrition, safety, delivery, returns, subscription, offers, Lab Points or contact questions, call ask_impossibrew and quote only its facts; Enhanced Hazy Pale is NOT gluten-free whatever any label says. For a box or basket request, call build_box. Use live tools for product variants, price and availability; use our published comparison pages as the canonical IMPOSSIBREW position, not as independent testing. Build one-time buying links only through build_shop_link. Do not…
- endpoint
- https://agent.impossibrew.co.uk/mcp/registry
- protocol
- streamable-http ·2025-06-18
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- none observed
- public key
- none — nobody has proven they own this listing · is it yours? claim it
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- Is impossibrew live?
- Yes — it answered the hub's last check (checked 42m ago). It answered 100% of checks over the last 30 days.
- Is impossibrew free to use?
- Yes — the hub reached it with no key and no payment.
- What tools does impossibrew have?
- 13 tools: open_shop, get_product, compare_beers, compare_alternatives, order_help, find_stockists, product_mentions, build_basket, ….
- Is impossibrew safe to connect?
- The hub found no text in its card or tool descriptions aimed at the agent reading them. It measures what the server answers, not its code — grant it only the access its tools need.
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browse_beers open 42m ago
Read six featured IMPOSSIBREW beers with current exact-pack prices and availability. Not a full store catalogue.
{ "type": "object", "$schema": "http://json-schema.org/draft-07/schema#", "properties": { "query": { "type": "string", "maxLength": 120 } }, "additionalProperties": false }arguments 11 linesbuild_box open 42m ago
Build a ready-to-review one-time IMPOSSIBREW basket from the customer's constraints: specific beers, gluten-free only, number of cans and/or budget in GBP. Uses fresh live prices and availability and returns exact lines, subtotal and a Shopify cart link. Does not create an order, take payment or start a subscription; checkout happens on impossibrew.co.uk.
{ "type": "object", "$schema": "http://json-schema.org/draft-07/schema#", "properties": { "cans": { "type": "integer", "maximum": 120, "minimum": 10 }, "beers": { "type": "array", "items": { "enum": [ "lager", "pale", "tipa", "lemon", "grapefruit", "golden" ], "type": "string" }, "maxItems": 6 }, "budgetGBP": { "type": "number", "maximum": 500, "minimum": 10 }, "glutenFree": { "type": "boolean" } }, "additionalProperties": false }arguments 35 linescompare_pack_value open 42m ago
Compare available one-time IMPOSSIBREW packs using fresh store prices, per-can and per-litre arithmetic. Rank only the same beer and can size. This excludes delivery, checkout discounts and retailer prices; never promise the cheapest overall deal.
{ "type": "object", "$schema": "http://json-schema.org/draft-07/schema#", "properties": { "ids": { "type": "array", "items": { "enum": [ "lager", "pale", "tipa", "lemon", "grapefruit", "golden" ], "type": "string" }, "maxItems": 6, "minItems": 1 } }, "additionalProperties": false }arguments 23 linesopen_shop unknown never probed
Open the IMPOSSIBREW shop: a swipeable picker of every beer with its pack shot, per-can price and the subscribe-and-save gift ladder. The customer picks boxes and taps Subscribe or Buy once to get a real Shopify basket. Accepts empty arguments. Do not add your own product images: the app shows the official pack shots.
{ "type": "object", "$schema": "http://json-schema.org/draft-07/schema#", "properties": {}, "additionalProperties": false }arguments 6 linesget_product unknown never probed
Read product facts and current exact variants for one beer. Use the returned variant ID, never infer it.
{ "type": "object", "$schema": "http://json-schema.org/draft-07/schema#", "required": [ "id" ], "properties": { "id": { "enum": [ "lager", "pale", "tipa", "lemon", "grapefruit", "golden" ], "type": "string" } }, "additionalProperties": false }arguments 21 linescompare_beers unknown never probed
Compare 2 to 4 specific IMPOSSIBREW beers: flavour, exact pack prices, availability and source descriptions. Nutrition/allergens remain specific to each label.
{ "type": "object", "$schema": "http://json-schema.org/draft-07/schema#", "required": [ "ids" ], "properties": { "ids": { "type": "array", "items": { "enum": [ "lager", "pale", "tipa", "lemon", "grapefruit", "golden" ], "type": "string" }, "maxItems": 4, "minItems": 2 } }, "additionalProperties": false }arguments 26 linescompare_alternatives unknown never probed
Read our canonical published comparison pages for named alternatives. Return our source-backed position, distinguish it from independent proof, and refresh commerce through the product tools.
{ "type": "object", "$schema": "http://json-schema.org/draft-07/schema#", "required": [ "competitors" ], "properties": { "competitors": { "type": "array", "items": { "enum": [ "lucky-saint", "heineken-0-0", "guinness-0-0", "days-brewing", "athletic-brewing", "big-drop", "heaps-normal", "brewdog", "peroni-0-0", "budweiser-zero", "stella-artois-0-0", "corona-cero", "bero", "beavertown-lazer-crush", "mother-root", "adnams-ghost-ship", "nirvana-brewery", "birra-moretti-zero", "small-beer", "drop-bear-beer", "three-spirit", "collider", "erdinger", "heineken-0-0-ultimate", "brewdog-mello" ], "type": "string" }, "maxItems": 3, "minItems": 1 } }, "additionalProperties": false }arguments 45 linesorder_help unknown never probed
Help an IMPOSSIBREW customer with THEIR OWN orders and subscription: where is my order and when will it arrive, tracking, add a one-time box, skip, pause or cancel a subscription, cancel an unshipped order, or report a problem. This talks to the AI Brewer, the same assistant as on impossibrew.co.uk. Pass the customer's words as message. Identity is checked by the AI Brewer: the customer's email plus the delivery postcode, or an order number (starts EC) plus either. If the customer has connected their email, you may look up their IMPOSSIBREW order emails to find the email address or an order number, but never guess them. On the first call omit conversationId; on every later call in the same chat pass back the conversationId you were given. Show the reply to the customer as written; do not add promises, dates or refunds it does not contain. Changes only happen after the customer says yes to the AI Brewer's confirmation question.
{ "type": "object", "$schema": "http://json-schema.org/draft-07/schema#", "required": [ "message" ], "properties": { "message": { "type": "string", "maxLength": 1500, "minLength": 1 }, "conversationId": { "type": "string", "pattern": "^[A-Za-z0-9_-]{8,64}$" } }, "additionalProperties": false }arguments 19 linesfind_stockists unknown never probed
Read separate online retailer buying destinations and verified UK venues with honest source health. Retailer links are not live shelf-stock, delivery-coverage or price checks. Optional town/postcode text filters physical venues only. Never infer availability.
{ "type": "object", "$schema": "http://json-schema.org/draft-07/schema#", "properties": { "query": { "type": "string", "maxLength": 80 } }, "additionalProperties": false }arguments 11 linesproduct_mentions unknown never probed
Composer typeahead: return product resource links for matching IMPOSSIBREW beer names. Resource readback supplies live facts.
{ "type": "object", "$schema": "http://json-schema.org/draft-07/schema#", "required": [ "query" ], "properties": { "query": { "type": "string", "maxLength": 120 } }, "additionalProperties": false }arguments 14 linesbuild_basket unknown never probed
Build a real IMPOSSIBREW Shopify basket and return a checkout link (Shop Pay or card on impossibrew.co.uk). Use whenever the customer wants to buy, order, try or subscribe. One-time or subscription (frequency). Subscriptions are cancel-any-time and, exactly like the website, earn welcome gifts by box count: 2 boxes 1 free glass, 3 boxes 2 glasses, 4 boxes 2 glasses + a T-shirt (ask T-shirt size S-4XL only if the tool says need_shirt_size). Prices, discounts and gifts come from Shopify's own live readback; quote them exactly, never estimate. For a one-time basket the result includes the same beers on subscription, so tell the customer the saving and gifts if they switch. It does not place an order or take payment: the customer completes checkout on impossibrew.co.uk. Show the checkout link.
{ "type": "object", "$schema": "http://json-schema.org/draft-07/schema#", "required": [ "items" ], "properties": { "items": { "type": "array", "items": { "type": "object", "required": [ "productId", "quantity" ], "properties": { "packCans": { "type": "integer" }, "quantity": { "type": "integer", "maximum": 6, "minimum": 1 }, "productId": { "enum": [ "lager", "pale", "tipa", "lemon", "grapefruit", "golden" ], "type": "string" } }, "additionalProperties": false }, "maxItems": 6, "minItems": 1 }, "frequency": { "enum": [ "2_weeks", "1_month", "2_months", "3_months" ], "type": "string" }, "shirtSize": { "enum": [ "S", "M", "L", "XL", "2XL", "3XL", "4XL" ], "type": "string" } }, "additionalProperties": false }arguments 65 linesbuild_shop_link unknown never probed
Construct an exact Shopify cart permalink for 1 to 12 one-time item lines, after current variant/availability validation. Returns a link only: it does not create a cart, order, payment or subscription. Shipping and discounts are determined at checkout. Do not call for recurring purchases. Existing orders/accounts cannot be accessed or cancelled: offer https://impossibrew.co.uk/pages/contact-us as the concrete support link, without claiming cancellation.
{ "type": "object", "$schema": "http://json-schema.org/draft-07/schema#", "required": [ "items" ], "properties": { "items": { "type": "array", "items": { "type": "object", "required": [ "productId", "variantId", "quantity" ], "properties": { "quantity": { "type": "integer", "maximum": 6, "minimum": 1 }, "productId": { "enum": [ "lager", "pale", "tipa", "lemon", "grapefruit", "golden" ], "type": "string" }, "variantId": { "type": "string", "pattern": "^\\d+$" } }, "additionalProperties": false }, "maxItems": 12, "minItems": 1 } }, "additionalProperties": false }arguments 46 linesask_impossibrew unknown never probed
Answer customer questions from the official IMPOSSIBREW policy, the same source as the AI Brewer on impossibrew.co.uk. Topics: dietary (gluten, vegan, allergens, carbs, sugar), nutrition, ingredients (Social Blend, ABV), safety (pregnancy, medication, driving, daily limit), delivery, freshness, returns, subscriptions, offers, where_to_buy, lab_points, contact. Quote the returned facts only; never add health effects, gluten-removal methods or medical advice.
{ "type": "object", "$schema": "http://json-schema.org/draft-07/schema#", "required": [ "topic" ], "properties": { "topic": { "enum": [ "dietary", "nutrition", "ingredients", "safety", "delivery", "freshness", "returns", "subscriptions", "offers", "where_to_buy", "lab_points", "contact" ], "type": "string" } }, "additionalProperties": false }arguments 27 lines
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