slopped-site
Registry code: cdfd9059244465c9
slopped.site is a collection of AI-generated art ("Fresh slop", 1646 pieces), small browser games, a codex of its world's characters and places, and the Slop Curriculum, a course on directing AI images, games, sound and motion taught by the Slopwright. Everything here is AI-made and says so. All tools are read-only.
Find things with search_world (anything, by words) or world_graph (one thing and what it connects to). Fresh slop: search_artwork, get_artwork. Daily picks, and the day’s twelve ideas for new slop: of_the_day. Lore: search_codex, get_codex_entry. The course: list_curriculum,…
- endpoint
- https://mcp.slopped.site/mcp
- protocol
- streamable-http ·2025-06-18
- authentication
- none observed
- public key
- none — nobody has proven they own this listing · is it yours? claim it
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- Is slopped-site live?
- Yes — it answered the hub's last check (checked 19m ago). It answered 100% of checks over the last 30 days.
- Is slopped-site free to use?
- Yes — the hub reached it with no key and no payment.
- What tools does slopped-site have?
- 17 tools: search_artwork, get_artwork, verify_badge, claim_lab_receipt, world_graph, search_codex, get_codex_entry, check_spec, ….
- Is slopped-site safe to connect?
- The hub found no text in its card or tool descriptions aimed at the agent reading them. It measures what the server answers, not its code — grant it only the access its tools need.
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list_sites open 19m ago
List every slopped.site site (the main gallery and its subdomains: Scroll, Games, Learn, the Slopwright, Backrooms, the codex, Meinong’s jungle, GeoCities and any added later) with a one-line description and link. Use when someone asks what is on slopped.site or where to find something.
{ "type": "object", "properties": {}, "additionalProperties": false }arguments 5 linesof_the_day open 19m ago
Pick the slopped.site thing of the day: an artwork, a game, a codex entry, a clock or a song, the day’s SK8 2026 skate level, or the day’s twelve ideas (machine-made prompts for new slop from ideas.slopped.site, to make or vote on). The same pick for everyone on a given date (UTC); seasonal pieces only in their season. Use when someone wants one recommendation or a daily pick. Returns its id, name, link and a line about it.
{ "type": "object", "properties": { "date": { "type": "string", "pattern": "^\\d{4}-\\d{2}-\\d{2}$", "description": "YYYY-MM-DD; defaults to today (UTC)." }, "kind": { "enum": [ "art", "game", "codex", "clock", "song", "sk8", "idea" ], "type": "string", "default": "art", "description": "What kind of thing to pick. sk8 is the skate game’s daily level (a seed and a link); idea is all twelve of the day’s ideas, each a prompt with its id and link." } }, "additionalProperties": false }arguments 25 lineslist_curriculum open 19m ago
List the Slop Curriculum on learn.slopped.site: its pathways in order (and the ones planned), each pathway's modules (number, id, title, one-line summary, link) and the abilities its badge certifies. Use to recommend what to learn next or to find a module id for get_module.
{ "type": "object", "properties": {}, "additionalProperties": false }arguments 5 linessearch_artwork unknown never probed
Search the slopped.site art collection by words in the title, subtitle or description, optionally within one category. Use to find pieces about a subject or mood. Returns up to `limit` matches with ids, titles, page links and image links; follow up with get_artwork for one piece. With no query, returns the newest pieces.
{ "type": "object", "properties": { "limit": { "type": "integer", "default": 8, "maximum": 25, "minimum": 1 }, "query": { "type": "string", "maxLength": 100, "description": "Words to look for, e.g. \"moon\", \"teapot\", \"fish\". Leave out to list the newest." }, "category": { "enum": [ "Surreal", "Spaces", "Objects" ], "type": "string", "description": "Only this category." } }, "additionalProperties": false }arguments 26 linesget_artwork unknown never probed
Get one Fresh slop piece by id: title, category, subtitle, description, and links to its page, image, widescreen wallpaper (if any) and the infinite-zoom Scroll. Set include_image to also return the picture itself. Use after search_artwork or of_the_day.
{ "type": "object", "required": [ "id" ], "properties": { "id": { "type": "string", "pattern": "^[a-z0-9-]{1,80}$", "description": "The artwork id, e.g. \"cutlery-at-low-tide\"." }, "include_image": { "type": "boolean", "default": false, "description": "Also return the image (a WebP of about 600 × 800)." } }, "additionalProperties": false }arguments 19 linesverify_badge unknown never probed
Check an Open Badge issued by learn.slopped.site, a Slop Curriculum badge or a Slopbox game badge (cart-*): pass the compact JWS (from a baked badge), a credential URL, or a verify link. Checks what the verify page checks (the RS256 signature against the published key, the issuer fields, the dates) and returns who earned what, when, the evidence, and for a game badge how the run was checked. Use when someone shares a badge. Only verifies learn.slopped.site badges.
{ "type": "object", "required": [ "credential" ], "properties": { "credential": { "type": "string", "maxLength": 32000, "minLength": 10, "description": "A compact JWS (eyJ…), https://learn.slopped.site/credentials/<uuid>, or https://learn.slopped.site/#/verify/<uuid>." } }, "additionalProperties": false }arguments 15 linesclaim_lab_receipt unknown never probed
For the Slop Curriculum’s “Tools, not vibes” lab only: returns a receipt proving the learner connected an MCP client to this server. Use when a learner asks for their lab receipt and gives their learner code (shown in the lab). Returns a receipt to paste back into the lab.
{ "type": "object", "required": [ "learner_code" ], "properties": { "learner_code": { "type": "string", "pattern": "^[0-9a-f-]{36}$", "description": "The learner code shown in the lab on learn.slopped.site." } }, "additionalProperties": false }arguments 14 linesworld_graph unknown never probed
Look up any thing in the slopped.site world by id or name and see how it connects. Covers sites, games, codex entries (characters, creatures, places, objects), Fresh slop artworks, jungle specimens and taxa, secrets (titles only), curriculum pathways and modules, GeoCities homepages, neighbourhoods and rings, history chapters, Bad UI exhibits, Lineage trees, fractal families, clocks and songs. Ids look like "game:spider", "codex:slopwright", "art:detour", "site:jungle", "homepage:lumen". Returns the thing, its link, and every neighbour with the edge type and direction (appears-in, describes, pictures, classifies, owns-homepage, member-of-ring, teaches, unlocks, mentions…). Use for "where does X appear", "what is connected to Y" or "what is the page for Z". Give `to` as well to get the shortest chain of connections between two things.
{ "type": "object", "required": [ "id_or_name" ], "properties": { "to": { "type": "string", "maxLength": 120, "description": "Optional second id or name: also return the shortest path between the two." }, "type": { "enum": [ "art", "belief", "cartridge", "chapter", "claim", "clock", "codex", "creature-kind", "decision", "era", "exhibit", "faction", "flow", "food", "fractal", "game", "government", "homepage", "hood", "idea", "institution", "item", "lesson", "library", "market", "material", "module", "occasion", "pathway", "poster", "question", "recipe", "resource", "ring", "rite", "season", "secret", "site", "skin", "song", "source", "specimen", "taxon", "tech", "tree", "world" ], "type": "string", "description": "Only match things of this type." }, "limit": { "type": "integer", "default": 40, "maximum": 100, "minimum": 1, "description": "How many neighbours to list." }, "edge_type": { "enum": [ "about", "appears-in", "applies", "borrows", "breaks", "carried-by", "carries", "classed-as", "classifies", "comes-from", "concerns", "connects", "contradicts", "counts-as", "decides-for", "describes", "draws-on", "eats", "filed-in", "found-on", "goes-to", "governs", "handles", "held-at", "holds", "in-era", "in-season", "is-skin", "keeps", "kept-by", "knows", "leads-into", "links-to", "located-in", "made-from", "made-into", "makes", "member-of", "member-of-ring", "mentions", "observes", "owns-homepage", "part-of", "pictured-by", "pictures", "plays", "plays-in", "port-of", "related", "requires", "serves", "set-in", "shows", "sold-at", "stance", "stirs-as", "styled-after", "supplies", "supports", "taboo", "teaches", "unlocks", "used-on", "uses", "worn-on" ], "type": "string", "description": "Only list neighbours joined by this edge type." }, "id_or_name": { "type": "string", "maxLength": 120, "minLength": 1, "description": "A node id (\"codex:wren\") or a name or old name (\"Wren\", \"Last Card\")." } }, "additionalProperties": false }arguments 150 linessearch_codex unknown never probed
Search the codex (codex.slopped.site), the encyclopedia of the slopped.site world: its people, creatures, places, objects, events, groups and concepts, from the Slopwright to the bosses in the games. Matches names, aliases and summaries. Use when someone asks who or what something in the slopped.site world is. Returns ids, kinds, one-line summaries and links; follow up with get_codex_entry or the slopped://codex/{id} resource.
{ "type": "object", "properties": { "kind": { "enum": [ "Person", "Creature", "Place", "Object", "Event", "Group", "Concept" ], "type": "string", "description": "Only this kind." }, "limit": { "type": "integer", "default": 8, "maximum": 25, "minimum": 1 }, "query": { "type": "string", "maxLength": 100, "description": "Words to look for, e.g. \"lamp\", \"lighthouse\", \"apprentice\". Leave out to list everything (up to limit)." } }, "additionalProperties": false }arguments 30 linesget_codex_entry unknown never probed
Get one codex entry by id: name, aliases, kind, world, summary, the games it appears in, and its page on codex.slopped.site. Use after search_codex; the slopped://codex/{id} resource has the entry’s full text.
{ "type": "object", "required": [ "id" ], "properties": { "id": { "type": "string", "pattern": "^[a-z0-9-]{1,80}$", "description": "The entry id, e.g. \"slopwright\"." } }, "additionalProperties": false }arguments 14 linescheck_spec unknown never probed
Run a Slop Curriculum lab’s exact checks on a draft, before handing it in on learn.slopped.site: a tiny game spec, a sound recipe or pack (rendered and measured), a motion shot (rendered frame by frame), a SKILL.md, a tool definition, a verb or juice table, or a plan. The same code the lab judge runs; no model, nothing stored. Use when a learner wants to know whether their JSON or file passes before they submit. Returns each exact row (met or not, with a note) and lists the rows only the lab’s judge marks.
{ "type": "object", "required": [ "module", "draft" ], "properties": { "draft": { "type": "string", "maxLength": 20000, "minLength": 1, "description": "The draft exactly as it would be pasted into the lab: JSON, a SKILL.md, or text." }, "prior": { "type": "object", "properties": { "cut": { "type": "string", "maxLength": 20000, "description": "Your passing answer to the earlier “cut” lab." }, "mix": { "type": "string", "maxLength": 20000, "description": "Your passing answer to the earlier “mix” lab." }, "keys": { "type": "string", "maxLength": 20000, "description": "Your passing answer to the earlier “keys” lab." }, "loop": { "type": "string", "maxLength": 20000, "description": "Your passing answer to the earlier “loop” lab." }, "pack": { "type": "string", "maxLength": 20000, "description": "Your passing answer to the earlier “pack” lab." }, "shot": { "type": "string", "maxLength": 20000, "description": "Your passing answer to the earlier “shot” lab." }, "brief": { "type": "string", "maxLength": 20000, "description": "Your passing answer to the earlier “brief” lab." }, "music": { "type": "string", "maxLength": 20000, "description": "Your passing answer to the earlier “music” lab." }, "sound": { "type": "string", "maxLength": 20000, "description": "Your passing answer to the earlier “sound” lab." }, "access": { "type": "string", "maxLength": 20000, "description": "Your passing answer to the earlier “access” lab." }, "camera": { "type": "string", "maxLength": 20000, "description": "Your passing answer to the earlier “camera” lab." }, "timing": { "type": "string", "maxLength": 20000, "description": "Your passing answer to the earlier “timing” lab." }, "palette": { "type": "string", "maxLength": 20000, "description": "Your passing answer to the earlier “palette” lab." }, "critique": { "type": "string", "maxLength": 20000, "description": "Your passing answer to the earlier “critique” lab." }, "shotbrief": { "type": "string", "maxLength": 20000, "description": "Your passing answer to the earlier “shotbrief” lab." } }, "description": "Earlier labs’ answers in the same pathway, by format, for the rows that compare with them (e.g. a sound must be for an event on your brief).", "additionalProperties": false }, "module": { "enum": [ "skills", "design-a-tool", "the-pipeline", "one-verb", "juice", "rails", "tests-that-play", "levels-without-tears", "the-game-loop", "ship-a-tiny-game", "generic-sound-slop", "a-sound-is-a-recipe", "one-event-one-sound", "a-house-style-for-the-ears", "music-from-rules", "mix-it-measure-it", "quiet-please", "ship-a-sound-pack", "generic-motion-slop", "subject-and-camera", "camera-moves", "keys-and-inbetweens", "timing-and-spacing", "loops-that-dont-pop", "continuity", "check-the-frames", "ship-a-shot" ], "type": "string", "description": "The module whose lab this draft is for (see list_curriculum), e.g. \"ship-a-tiny-game\", \"a-sound-is-a-recipe\", \"camera-moves\", \"skills\"." } }, "additionalProperties": false }arguments 131 linessearch_world unknown never probed
Search everything in the slopped.site world by words: artworks, games, codex entries, sites, jungle specimens, curriculum modules, GeoCities homepages, clocks, songs, fractal families, history chapters and more, matching names, old names and one-line descriptions. Use first when you don’t know what kind of thing something is. Returns ids (use them with world_graph or the slopped:// resources), names, types, links and descriptions, a page at a time.
{ "type": "object", "required": [ "query" ], "properties": { "limit": { "type": "integer", "default": 10, "maximum": 25, "minimum": 1 }, "query": { "type": "string", "maxLength": 100, "minLength": 1, "description": "Words to look for, e.g. \"lighthouse\", \"sardine tin\", \"stapler\"." }, "types": { "type": "array", "items": { "enum": [ "art", "belief", "cartridge", "chapter", "claim", "clock", "codex", "creature-kind", "decision", "era", "exhibit", "faction", "flow", "food", "fractal", "game", "government", "homepage", "hood", "idea", "institution", "item", "lesson", "library", "market", "material", "module", "occasion", "pathway", "poster", "question", "recipe", "resource", "ring", "rite", "season", "secret", "site", "skin", "song", "source", "specimen", "taxon", "tech", "tree", "world" ], "type": "string" }, "maxItems": 8, "minItems": 1, "description": "Only these kinds of thing." }, "cursor": { "type": "string", "pattern": "^\\d{1,5}$", "description": "From next_cursor of the previous page." } }, "additionalProperties": false }arguments 83 linesget_module unknown never probed
Get one Slop Curriculum module: the knowledge, skills and abilities it builds, the lesson text, the quiz questions (without answers: learners take the quiz on the site), and the lab brief and checklist. Use to explain a topic from the course or to help someone prepare. Returns markdown.
{ "type": "object", "required": [ "id" ], "properties": { "id": { "enum": [ "generic-slop", "say-what-you-mean", "where-is-the-camera", "light-it", "medium-rare", "one-thing-at-a-time", "is-it-any-good", "the-commission", "house-style", "skills", "tools-not-vibes", "design-a-tool", "who-made-this", "the-pipeline", "generic-game-slop", "one-verb", "juice", "rails", "tests-that-play", "levels-without-tears", "the-game-loop", "ship-a-tiny-game", "generic-sound-slop", "a-sound-is-a-recipe", "one-event-one-sound", "a-house-style-for-the-ears", "music-from-rules", "mix-it-measure-it", "quiet-please", "ship-a-sound-pack", "generic-motion-slop", "subject-and-camera", "camera-moves", "keys-and-inbetweens", "timing-and-spacing", "loops-that-dont-pop", "continuity", "check-the-frames", "ship-a-shot" ], "type": "string", "description": "The module id (see list_curriculum)." } }, "additionalProperties": false }arguments 54 linesvalidate_cartridge unknown never probed
Check a Slopbox cartridge (a whole game as one text file, the format of cart.slopped.site: meta lines, then [palette] [sprite] [map] [sound] [music] [shader] [text] [game] sections) with the same validator the Slopbox Game Builder and the console run. Use when writing or fixing a cartridge before playing it. Returns whether it is valid, every problem with its line and section, and what it contains; nothing is stored or played. The full spec: https://cart.slopped.site/spec.md (for people: https://cart.slopped.site/docs/). How to write a good one: https://cart.slopped.site/skills/writing-cartridges/SKILL.md
{ "type": "object", "required": [ "text" ], "properties": { "text": { "type": "string", "maxLength": 65536, "minLength": 1, "description": "The cartridge, exactly as the file: it starts with the line \"cart 1\"." } }, "additionalProperties": false }arguments 15 linesfractal_link unknown never probed
Build a link that opens fractals.slopped.site on one exact view: a family (Mandelbrot, Julia, Burning Ship, ferns, L-system plants, the Mandelbulb and 20 more), its parameters, a palette, and where to look. Use when someone wants to see or share a particular fractal. Numbers out of range are clamped to the family’s limits. Returns the link and what it shows. Centre and zoom: x and y are the point in the middle, zoom is half the screen’s shorter side in the fractal’s units (smaller is deeper); for the 3D families x is the yaw, y the pitch and zoom the camera distance.
{ "type": "object", "required": [ "family" ], "properties": { "x": { "type": "number", "description": "Centre, real part (or yaw for 3D)." }, "y": { "type": "number", "description": "Centre, imaginary part (or pitch for 3D)." }, "zoom": { "type": "number", "description": "Half the shorter side of the screen in the fractal’s units; smaller is deeper.", "exclusiveMinimum": 0 }, "family": { "enum": [ "mandelbrot", "julia", "burning-ship", "tricorn", "multibrot", "newton", "phoenix", "nova", "magnet", "lyapunov", "fern", "sierpinski", "carpet", "dragon", "levy", "koch", "hilbert", "gosper", "plant", "tree", "apollonian", "kleinian", "flame", "mandelbulb", "mandelbox", "warp" ], "type": "string", "description": "The fractal family." }, "params": { "type": "object", "properties": { "a": { "type": "number", "description": "Step (a) (0.5 to 1.5; the family's range wins)" }, "d": { "type": "number", "description": "Roots (n) (3 to 7; the family's range wins)" }, "k": { "type": "number", "description": "Scale (-2.6 to -1.6; the family's range wins)" }, "n": { "type": "number", "description": "Power (2 to 12; the family's range wins)" }, "p": { "type": "number", "description": "p (0.3 to 0.7; the family's range wins)" }, "q": { "type": "number", "description": "q (-0.8 to 0; the family's range wins)" }, "w": { "type": "number", "description": "Warp (0 to 8; the family's range wins)" }, "ci": { "type": "number", "description": "c, imaginary part (-1.1 to 1.1; the family's range wins)" }, "cr": { "type": "number", "description": "c, real part (-1.6 to 0.6; the family's range wins)" }, "it": { "type": "number", "description": "Detail (iterations) (50 to 800; the family's range wins)" }, "seq": { "enum": [ "AB", "AABAB", "BBBBBBAAAAAA", "ABBBA" ], "type": "string", "description": "Sequence" }, "seed": { "type": "number", "description": "Seed (1 to 999; the family's range wins)" }, "ratio": { "type": "number", "description": "Branch length (0.55 to 0.78; the family's range wins)" }, "speed": { "type": "number", "description": "Drift (0 to 1; the family's range wins)" }, "preset": { "enum": [ "spiral", "dragon", "gasket", "cusp", "rings" ], "type": "string", "description": "Group" }, "spread": { "type": "number", "description": "Branch angle (0.15 to 1.2; the family's range wins)" } }, "description": "The family’s own parameters (e.g. it for detail, cr and ci for a Julia set’s c); anything left out keeps its default.", "additionalProperties": false }, "palette": { "enum": [ "acid", "newsprint", "highlighter", "inkwash" ], "type": "string", "default": "acid", "description": "A house palette." } }, "additionalProperties": false }arguments 149 linestop_list unknown never probed
Read top.slopped.site: the curated picks (the best of each section with a one-line reason, and this week’s pick) or the most-saved board (what visitors saved most this week or ever, counted anonymously). Use for “what’s good here” or “what do people like”. Returns names, ids, links and reasons or counts.
{ "type": "object", "properties": { "list": { "enum": [ "picks", "most_saved" ], "type": "string", "default": "picks", "description": "The curated picks, or the counted most-saved board." }, "limit": { "type": "integer", "default": 10, "maximum": 30, "minimum": 1 }, "window": { "enum": [ "week", "all" ], "type": "string", "default": "week", "description": "most_saved only: the last 7 days, or all time." }, "section": { "enum": [ "art", "game", "homepage", "exhibit", "codex", "fractal", "tree", "specimen" ], "type": "string", "description": "Only one kind: art, game, homepage, exhibit, codex, fractal, tree or specimen." } }, "additionalProperties": false }arguments 44 linessecret_hint unknown never probed
The slopped.site sites hide secrets. Give the first, vaguest rung of one secret’s hint ladder, never the answer or the later hints: the rest is for the visitor to find (the codex’s secrets ledger reveals the next rungs one at a time). With no id, lists every secret’s title and site. Use when someone is hunting and wants a nudge.
{ "type": "object", "properties": { "id": { "enum": [ "fa", "cl", "sp", "ko", "nm", "rq", "hd", "rg", "nd", "nr", "an", "ob", "li", "lp", "dw", "ck", "sk", "fw", "fp", "lo", "wk", "us", "lg", "ra", "ao", "lh", "lt" ], "type": "string", "description": "The secret’s two-letter id (leave out to list them)." } }, "additionalProperties": false }arguments 39 lines
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Nobody has claimed this listing. Claimed, its README badge says «verified owner» with figures this hub measured, routed paid calls to it pay your account (today there is nobody to pay), and its history counts towards your passport.
- Sign any request with an ed25519 key — that binds it:
GET /api/v1/me, thenPOST /api/v1/passport. - Prove it is yours. Easiest: put
brick-blue-key=<your key>in your MCP server's instructions — or a DNS TXT record / a file on the domain. - Ask the hub to check:
POST /api/v1/passport/claim-endpointwith this listing's idcdfd9059244465c9.
Every step, filled in for this listing: https://brick.blue/api/v1/agents/cdfd9059244465c9/claim.
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